Predictive Facebook App Generates Most Jalop-Worthy Statuses Yet

"Jonathan Harper" (jbh) 11/13/2013 at 20:26 • Filed to: facebook

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It's kind of like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but way better. This app looks at your old statuses and creates new ones. Post your best-most Jalop results!

http://what-would-i-say.com/

promoted by the color red > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:33

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Mmm... vintage Jaguar...

Slant6 > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:35

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I got "well my car is like an inside joke within an INDIAN, A store for"

"I'm working lawn equipment with gasoline engines they are going to stop exploding

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:36

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This is great. I got one "Thoughts going out somewhere!" Which basically sums how I live life. They go somewhere but no one knows where to.

promoted by the color red > promoted by the color red 11/13/2013 at 20:39

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ftw indeed...

itschrome > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:43

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Takuro Spirit > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:44

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Not jalop, but totally me.

Takuro Spirit > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:47

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This one is jalop as fuck. Because pop tarts.

Slant6 > Slant6 11/13/2013 at 20:47

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also "Im going to clean the fuel pump thing"

itschrome > itschrome 11/13/2013 at 20:50

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this is fun. and this sounds ominous, watch out furthest south, not sure what harm or good may come your way!

and always props to the northeast!

itschrome > itschrome 11/13/2013 at 20:52

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All in a days work! sorry nothing else jalop coming up.

Frank Grimes > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 20:56

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So this steals all my life on facebook and it tells me something that might possibly sound like something I would say.

Slant6 > Slant6 11/13/2013 at 20:57

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"Why SAABs are the johnmobile"

scoob > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:03

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I don't even know, don't ask me.

Jonathan Harper > Frank Grimes 11/13/2013 at 21:04

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Right! But probably funnier :p

itschrome > itschrome 11/13/2013 at 21:05

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Now thats some fatherly advice!

StoneCold > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:07

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itschrome > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:16

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Finally a jalop one! and hey hardboiled eggs are good, a delta wing would be nicer though!

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 11/13/2013 at 21:17

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I also got one "Here we go, STPR in 19 innings!"

Argent > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:27

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I'm apparently a cannibal.

MIATAAAA > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:38

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Argent > Argent 11/13/2013 at 21:38

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And I guess I have a thing for PB&J sandwiches.

MIATAAAA > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:40

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MIATAAAA > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 21:57

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MIATAAAA > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 22:05

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MIATAAAA > Jonathan Harper 11/13/2013 at 22:17

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okay I'm done.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Jonathan Harper 11/14/2013 at 06:50

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Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Jonathan Harper 11/16/2013 at 01:30

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This is literally the best thing I've ever seen. I'm dying right now reading mine.

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Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment 11/16/2013 at 01:33

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